Surrounded by water a man kept his daughter
Away from the world and the things here to you
Saying no harm will ever come to you
Baron Maxim was cruel, he was mean
He wanted her to marry Lord Talbot's son
But she was in love with a highwayman
Dil daldy do
Dil daldy day
Dastardly Dick he was cool, he was slick
Posing as a butcher he remained discreet
He saw that Lady Abigail had lots of meat
Dil daldy do
Dil daldy day
Big Fat Dick was a humorous man
And Lady Abigail thought so
"Oh, Dick do you have any string on your dick?"
Says he, "Do you think I'm a yo-yo?"
Everything's fine now she waits for a sign
Says Dick, "Look over castle wall you'll know I'm there"
"You'll see me wave my chopper in the country air"
Dil daldy do
Dil daldy day
Big Fat Dick was a humorous man
And Lady Abigail thought so
"Oh, Dick do you have any string on your dick?"
Says he, "Do you think I'm a yo-yo?"
A twist and a flick, what a mover was Dick
He rode with Lady Abigail through the night
His lady held the chopper as they set to flight
Dil daldy do
Dil daldy day
Big Fat Dick was a humorous man
And Lady Abigail thought so
"Oh, Dick do you have any string on your dick?"
Says he, "Do you think I'm a yo-yo?"
Big Fat Dick was a humorous man
And Lady Abigail thought so
"Oh, Dick do you have any string on your dick?"
Says he, "Do you think I'm a yo-yo?"
Says he, "Do you think I'm a yo-yo?"
Says he, "Do you think I'm a yo-yo?"