Davey's Song - Adam Sandler
I'm the kinda guy who can't stand the holiday So I drink em all away, that's me I don't decorate no trees And I won't eat no potato laces But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze That's just who I am Well I'll never spin a dreidle But I'll always throw an egg And I'll charlie horse your leg for laughs While you're singin' your holiday tune I'm actin' like a town buffoon With an out my big white scary moon And blowin' out beef your way I hate folks who think reindeer are cute To me, they're just somethin' to shoot I hate love I hate you I hate me Well I'm a snowmobile stealin', no tears the season feelin' kind of guy This time of year sucks So I take my nun-chucks And make sure every snowman dies Believing in Santa's all wrong And Hanukkah's eight nights too long I hate love I hate you I hate me I hate love I hate you I hate me
Artist: Adam Sandler
Title: Davey's Song