Dead Body Man - Insane Clown Posse

****Channels changing on a TV**** 
"This is a Channel 7 news brief because the news is happening now! 
Good evening  Mort Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight: Police and 
investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody stole four dead bodies from the 
Wayne County morgue late Monday night. Police say the apparent body theif entered 
through the basement window  but how they eluded the security and alarm system is still a 
mystery. But what we at Channel 7 are wondering: What kinda sick FUCK would steal four 
dead bodies anyway? Details at 11." 

Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street. 
55-65, bodies at least. 
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn. 
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn. 
Drag 'em in the house, throw 'em in the oven. 
Wicked clown lovin' that dead body grubbin'. 
Tastes like chicken, finger lickin deepfried. 
I ate a dead body, but don't tell. I lied. 
I just ate my first dead body last week, 
Still got the fingernail caught in my teeth. 
Before ya start yellin' and cursin' my name, 
Remember somethings wrong with my brain, insane. 
Second I was born, doctor threw me against the wall. 
Kicked open the doors and he whipped me down the hall. 
I'm sliding and I'm boucin' off shit like a hockey puck. 
And my mother's like, "What the fuck?!" 
He said I was born of an alien race. 
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face. 
But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand. 
I'm just a dead body man. 

"We've got bodies! Dead bodies! We got fat ones, skinny ones, males, females, 
hermaphrodites! We got somebodies! We got nobodies! Bodies, bodies, bodies! 
WOO!" 

Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van. 
All the little kiddies love the dead body man. 
I drive through my neighborhood ringin' my bell. 
Some people run cause they don't like the smell. 
Others line up just as quick as they can.