Degenerate - Blink 182

Crossed the street, naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is how I was found

Thrown in the policecar and the is door slammed
No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was
Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see
All I got is this guy Ben Dover

Don't like hash
Don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum

The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came and took me away
I Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

Don't like hash
Don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs

Don't like hash
Don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs