Det Nye Riket - Dimmu Borgir

I’m the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom 
Pleated khaki pants, and cologne that’s the bomb 
(you sure smell perty) 
Shake her dadshand 
Look him in the eye 
And tell him Straight up im just a regular guy (ill have her home by 9 sir) 
I’m a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam) 
A regular guy says mam on the double( I’m on it) 
I’m a regular guy just like Dawson’s Creek 
A regular guy just don’t call me a geek,… a geek yeah 
But sometimes I remember what got me here 
It was Friday and cussing 
Back off I’m in a boy band 
And showing no fear 
I watch Jay Leno(he’s funny)7th Heaven too 
And I ask myself sometimes what would jesus do 
Grab me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change 
I’m buds with my mom 
And I hang out with my dad…..he’s my buddy 
I play everything safe so I’ll never be sad (boo hoo) 
I’m a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam) 
A regular guy says mam on the double( I’m on it) 
I’m a regular guy just like Dawson’s Creek 
A regular guy just don’t call me a geek,… a geek yeah 
Don’t push me…. 
Damn’t sometimes I wanna smash things up 
Jacked up and wrapped up…I’m in a boy band.. a boyband 
And have to pee in a cup 
I’m a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam) 
A regular guy says mam on the double( I’m on it) 
I’m a regular guy just like Dawson’s Creek 
A regular guy just don’t call me a geek,… a geek yeah.