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[00:27.15]I woke up this morning
[00:28.44]With a bad hangover
[00:29.38]And my penis was missing again
[00:31.93]This happens all the time
[00:33.42]It's detachable
[00:34.74]This comes in handy a lot of the time
[00:37.50]I can leave it home
[00:39.38]When I think it's going to get me in trouble
[00:40.87]Or I can rent it out
[00:42.82]When I don't need it
[00:43.83]But now and then I go to a party
[00:45.92]Get drunk
[00:47.11]And the next morning I can't for the life of me
[00:50.39]Remember what I did with it.
[00:51.31]First I looked around my apartment
[00:54.03]And I couldn't find it
[00:55.27]So I called up the place where the party was
[00:57.55]They hadn't seen it either
[00:58.82]I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
[01:00.82]Because for some reason I leave it there sometimes
[01:03.58]But not this time
[01:05.80]So I told them if it pops up to let me know
[01:08.20]I called some other people from the party
[01:10.43]But they were no help either
[01:12.16]I was starting to get desperate
[01:14.26]I really don't like being without my penis for too long
[01:17.49]It makes me feel like less of a man
[01:19.92]And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak
[01:23.78]After a few hours of searching the house
[01:27.28]And calling everyone I could think of
[01:29.76]I was starting to get very depressed
[01:31.53]So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
[01:34.23]Then as I walked down Second Avenue
[01:37.74]Towards St. Mark's place
[01:39.17]Where all those people sell used books
[01:41.55]And other junk on the street
[01:42.99]I saw my penis lying on a blanket
[01:45.48]Next to a broken toaster oven
[01:47.43]Some guy was selling it
[01:48.96]I had to buy it off him
[01:50.80]He wanted 22 bucks
[01:52.37]But I talked him down to 17
[01:54.38]I took it home, washed it off
[01:58.91]And put it back on
[02:00.37]I was happy again
[02:02.50]Complete
[02:03.85]People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
[02:07.54]But, I don't know
[02:09.45]Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
[02:11.97]I like having a detachable penis
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