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[00:26.54]I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
[00:29.61]And my penis was missing again
[00:32.18]This happens all the time, it's detachable (detachable penis)
[00:35.61]This comes in handy a lot of the time
[00:37.82]I can leave it home (detachable penis)
[00:38.95]When I think it's going to get me in trouble
[00:41.44]Or I can rent it out when I don't need it (detachable penis)
[00:44.21]But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk
[00:46.75]And the next morning, I can't for the life of me (detachable penis)
[00:49.68]Remember what I did with it (detachable penis)
[00:52.13]First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it
[00:55.46]So I called up the place where the party was (detachable penis)
[00:57.55]They hadn't seen it either
[00:59.29]I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (detachable penis)
[01:01.22]'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes
[01:04.16]But not this time (detachable penis)
[01:06.17]So I told them if it pops up to let me know
[01:08.45]I called a few people who were at the party (detachable penis)
[01:10.36]But they were no help either
[01:12.90]I was starting to get desperate (detachable penis)
[01:15.17]I really don't like being without my penis for too long
[01:17.73]It makes me feel like less of a man, and (detachable penis)
[01:20.50]I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak (detachable penis)
[01:24.57]After a few hours of searching the house (detachable penis)
[01:27.55]And calling everyone I could think of
[01:29.62]I was starting to get very depressed (detachable penis)
[01:31.60]So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
[01:35.45]Then as I walked down Second Avenue
[01:37.81]Towards St. Mark's place where (detachable penis)
[01:39.87]All those people sell used books and other junk on the street
[01:43.41]I saw my penis lying on a blanket (detachable penis)
[01:46.06]Next to a broken toaster oven
[01:47.68]Some guy was selling it (detachable penis)
[01:49.89]I had to buy it off him, he wanted 22 bucks (detachable penis)
[01:52.77]But I talked him down to 17
[01:56.20]I took it home, washed it off (detachable penis)
[01:59.23]And put it back on (detachable penis)
[02:01.31]I was happy again, complete
[02:04.51]People sometimes tell me (detachable penis)
[02:06.18]I should get it permanently attached
[02:07.90]But I don't know (detachable penis)
[02:09.85]Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
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