Dick In The Dirt - Sammy Hagar

I know this guy named Richard 
He's my red-necked friend 
He does everything the hard way 
You see, Rich don't like to bend. 
He went out for a haircut 
Get himself a little trim 
Got hooked up with a beautician 
And she set out to do him in 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no. 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt. 
Now Rich knows girls in England 
He's a well traveled man 
He's been around the world, you see. 
He's met some hard demands. 
But, Jane, she knocked him right down 
Well, he'll just get right back up, whew! 
Together they have this bond, you see. 
She likes to tie him up. 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no. 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
Yea, but, then she kissed him where it hurt, ow! 
Now, Rich, he got all junked up. 
Something rubbed him wrong. 
But, Jane, she straightens him out. 
Yeah, it never takes that long. 
'Cause Rich, he has no conscience 
He's of a friendly persuasion 
And any chance he has to meet someone new. 
He'll always rise to the occasion. 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no. 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt, ow! 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no. 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt. 
Uh! Ow!