Disorder In The House - Warren Zevon

Disorder in the house
The tub runneth over 
Plaster's falling down in pieces by the couch of pain

Disorder in the house
Time to duck and cover
Helicopters hover over rough terrain

Disorder in the house 
Reptile wisdom
Zombies on the lawn staggering around

Disorder in the house
There's a flaw in the system
And the fly in the ointment's gonna bring the whole thing down 

The floodgates are open 
We've let the demons loose 
The big guns have spoken 
And we've fallen for the ruse 

Disorder in the house 
It's a fate worse than fame 
Even the Lhasa Apso seems to be ashamed 

Disorder in the house 
The doors are coming off the hinges 
The earth will open and swallow up the real estate

I just got my paycheck 
I'm gonna paint the whole town grey 
Whether it's a night in Paris or a Fresno matinee 

It’s the home of the brave and the land of the free
Where the less you know the better off you'll be

Disorder in the house
All bets are off
I'm sprawled across the davenport of despair

Disorder in the house
I'll live with the losses 
And watch the sundown through the portiere