Do I Creep You Out - Weird Al Yankovic

I know that you 
Don't know me very well 
We've barely met 
But I can surely tell 
No one will ever 
Love you like I do 

I like to feel 
The warm spot on your chair 
Sometimes I drool 
And usually I stare 
My precious one 
I saved that gum 
That you threw in the garbage 

You're the one I dream about 
But the only question with me now 
Is "Do I creep you out?" 
Everytime I shake your hand now 
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth 
Do I creep you out? 

Call you every night and hang up 
Gonna carve your name in my leg 
In my leg, oh-oh! 

Somethin' I should ask about 
Can I sniff the pit-stains on your blouse? 
And do I creep you, 
Do I creep you out? 
(Your restraining order's out) 
(Still the only question with me now) 
Oh the only question 
(Is "Do I creep you out?") 
Is "Do I creep you out?" 
Know exactly where you live now 
Follow you from work right to your house 
Well, do I creep you out? 
Do I creep you out? 

[Cheering crowd]