Do The Slag - Dead Kennedys

Have you heard about the latest craze
That's sweepin' across the nation
All the punks from coast to coast
Have discovered an old invention: 

"Your hair's too long 
Man, you're a queer 
You're too new wave 
Put down that beer:" 
and 
Do the Slag-Look at 'em run 
Do the Slag-Hey you scum 
Do the Slag-Ain't it fun 
Do the Slag-Let's all be dumb 
Badmouth people we don't know
Make sure it's behind their backs
Don't let new people in our scene
It's more fun than having a friend 
We'll slag everyone each and every night
So we can pretend that we're all right
Make those pricks feel just so small
We'll show the world that we're three feet tall 

Slander their integrity
Doubt their humanity
Talk about their haircuts
Are their politics correct? 

Do the Slag! 
Don't let those sissies on the floor
They're unhip, man, they bought the wrong clothes
Let's all do the latest craze
'Cause having allies never pays 
We'll slag everyone each and every night
So we can pretend that we're all right
Make those pricks feel just so small
We'll show the world that we're three feet tall