Dog Food - Five Iron Frenzy

When I was young, in the good old days on the farm
All I ate was dog food
All the poor dogs whimper and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed

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Dog food!  A whole meal for a nickel
Dog food!  On some bread with a pickle
Dog food!  Garunteed to drive you hunger away
Dog food!  Keeps a horse employed
Dog food!  Good for girls and boys
Dog food!  Most kids like it more than broccoli

Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow
Because my mom's on probation
Eggplant, brussel sprouts go down and come out
Nothing goes down smooth like Ken-L-Ration

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Alpo!  Kibble!  Iams!  Purina!   Milkbone!  Soupbone!  Horse meat!  Yeah!

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