Doing The Reactionary - Barbra Streisand

It's darker than the dark bottom 
It rumbles more than the Rumba 
If you think that the two-steps got 'em 
Just take a look at this number 
It's got that certain swing 
That makes you wanna sing 

Don't go left, but be polite 
Move to the right 
Doing the reactionary 

Close your eyes to where you're bound 
And you'll be found 
Doing the reactionary 

All the best dictators do it 
Millionaires keep steppin' to it 
The Four Hundred love to sing it 
Ford and Morgan swing it 

Hands up high and shake your head 
You'll soon see red 
Doing the reactionary 

Don't go left, but be polite 
Move to the right 
Doing the reactionary 

Close your eyes to where you're bound 
And you'll be found 
Doing the reactionary 

All the best dictators do it 
Millionaires keep steppin' to it 
The Four Hundred love to sing it 
Ford and Morgan swing it 

Hands up high and shake your head 
You'll soon see red 
Doing the reac- 
Doing the reac- 
Tionary 

So get in it, begin it 
It's smart, oh, so very 
To do the reactionary!