Don't Hang Up - 10cc

Hello there 
How have you been 
I've called a million times 
But to me you're never in 
I know I never had the style 
or dash of Errol Flynn 
But I loved you 
I'm doing really well 
I'm as happy as a lark 
I got a new apartment 
It's as safe as Central Park 
And if they ever mug me 
When I'm walking in the dark 
Will you know 
Don't hang up 
Don't hang up 
Rolled up in my camera 
With the big cheese up above 
I stumbled from my stag night 
To a never ending limousine 
The band went la di da di da 
And I got loady do di dodied 
Lousy violins began to play 
I went no no no 
And as the vol-au-vents exploded 
I was walking down the aisle the other way 
Don't hang up 
Don't hang up 
Don't say, Oooh 
Nobody's safe in our house 
Leave me alone 
But a but a please 
Leave me alone 
Just a mo, a minute 
I'm so alone 
We had 
Some honeymoon on itchy bedding 
Scum buzzing round your busy body 
Dumb waiters waiting sweating straining 
All mass-debating my woman 
We got a 
Bum Guatemala pensione 
Crumbling about our ears, Ole 
Even the trash man he say 
You got a dustbin romance 
It's going down the drain 
You got a low impedence 
She's got a rocky terrain 
Oo, you got a lot to learn 
Oo, you got a lot to learn 
You got a lot to learn about women 
A lot to learn about women women 
What's to learn about women 
We've both got a lot to learn 
Surprise surprise 
There's a hell of a well in your eyes 
Have we won the no Nobel Prize 
Has the colour run out of our dies 
Surprise surprise 
There's a hell of a well in your eyes 
When the barman said "What're you drinking?" 
I said marriage on the rocks 
I know I never had the style 
or dash of Errol Flynn 
But I loved you 
Don't hang up 
Don't hang up 
Don't say ......