Dope Fiend - Afroman

Will somebody call me a cab? 
I swallowed another tab 
I might overdose under the circumstance 
So betta yet call me an ambulance 

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Cause I'ma dopefiend baby, I don't know why 
All I wanna do is get high 
Between your legs is where my brain is at 
Cause I'ma nymphomaniac 

I used to smoke marijuana when I was a kid 
Now I'm trippin on acid 
I'm high on every drug known to mankind 
So go ahead and pass it 

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My designated driver was this girl 
Her name was Carolyn 
But I can't go home cause she just died from an overdose of heroin 
She's a dopefiend baby 
She don't know why 
All she wants to do is get high 
Between her legs is where my brain is at 
Cause I'ma nymphomaniac 

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This butt naked girl sat next to me 
And offered me some ecstasy 
Then she gave me a big fat kiss with a mouth full of LSD 

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Wave your hands in the air 
Then wave it like you just don't care 
If you got on clean underwear somebody say oh yeah 
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah 
Check it out all the homeboys gather round cuz 

Repeat after me 

Shit, God damn, get off your ass and jam 
Shit, God damn, get off your ass and jam 
Shit, God damn, get off your ass and jam 
Shit, God damn, get off your ass and jam 
My hands are shakin, my nose is twitchin, my eyeballs are real gigantic 
I'm layin in bed, with a throbbin head, and I'm trippin on widespread panic 

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Hell yeah, A man, I'm gonna do some impersonations right 
A, the first one is a mixture between the lead singer of the B-52's 
And Robert Smith from the cure right 

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I'm gonna do Axl Rose from Guns N Roses cuz 

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Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson, we gonna sing some country 
Maybe I didn't fuck you 
But little darling don't cry 
The fact