Dr. Bombay - Del The Funky Homosapien

Intro: 
Dr. Bombay  Dr. Bombay 
Yo  we got a patient in the front 
that's ahhh... suffering from an oversized gluttius maximus 
And she wanna know can you solve it... 
Verse One: 
Mistadobalina is a jack ass  much like a donkey 
And I'ma pin the tail on the funky 
Has anybody seen Del? Head swelled 
Cause I get paid well  kickin much tail 
Drink me a forty as I ride my rhinoceros 
You don't like it? Well you gots to kiss 
Where the sun don't shine, something like my behind 
I lose a fan but I'ma be fine 
Dr. Feelgood, didn't think I still could 
Make it funky real good 
Take it then I looped it 
Make you say -- GLORYHALLASTUPID!! 
The Motorbooty make you shake your rump 
to the brand new D-Funk 
Take a chunk cause I'm much like a hunk 
to the dark skinned girls with funk in they trunk 
Coming from around the way 
It's Del better known as Dr. Bombay 
Chorus: 
Dr. Bombay 
He don't stop and he don't play 
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away 
(sing it, sing it, sing it) 
Dr. Bombay 
Could you find time and could you stay 
Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day 
(It's, so, funky!!) 
Verse Two: 
Large as a black woman's gluttius maximus 
And the question everybody's asking us 
"Where'd you get your funk from" 
A brother named George and some 151's 
So Let's Take It To the Stage you suckers 
I jam, and Mistadobalina eats smut 
Back in the house with the crew Hieroglyphic 
Now you know everything is terrific 
Funk in the 1990's that's ironic 
So grab you a sack of that chronic 
Down with Da Lench Mob straight from the ghetto 
But I'm under the sun in the meadow 
Me and Miss Amazon sittin on my lap 
Butt so big when she walk it clap 
Doin the hoochie coochie in the forest 
Y'all know who I am so girls sing the chorus 
Chorus: 
Dr. Bombay 
He don't stop and he don't play 
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away 
(Has anybody seen that...) 
Dr. Bombay 
Could you find time and could you stay 
Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day 
(sing it, sing it, sing it) 
Dr. Bombay 
He don't stop and he don't play 
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away 
(Dr. Bombay) 
Verse Three: 
Watch your watch, cause if your spouse calls 
Del's gonna damn sure make a house call (hello?) 
You peeped out my drawers on your fence 
I'm a dog, so you might see paw prints (woof) 
(Whattup Doc?) Wait, it ain't cool to jock 
Cause you're real far from a ballerina 
So ohhh ohhh, Mistadobalina 
Freeze, and get up off your knees 
Everything that Dr. Bombay say 
Is guaranteed to make your day 
So OOPS upside your he