Edwould - Larrikin Love

I've penned your poison 1000 times 
You think you're mighty, I believe you're a swine 
You're a disgusting child and everyone thinks so 
I'm confused about how I want to be, am I you or are you me 
A whisper will shout down most of my ego 

So tell me, when the night moves slow, do your green shades grow 
Is it jealousy or an ago? 
Are you really, really that witty, when you're sitting at home being pretty clipping your nails with my old man? 

See me, I'm not Edward, I've never been Edward 
Darling I'm just a mere mistake 
But I stay free! If I'm not Edward, I'll never be Edward 
So Eddie is just a chance to be fake! 

So you sit down and order a pint, do you want a friend or do you want a fight? 
I can see the tears behind your fist 
You may think this is just a joke, a little joke to promote my own 
But darling, its the most truth your ears know! 

So tell me, when the night moves slow, do your green shades grow 
Is it jealousy or an ago? 
Are you really, really that witty, when you're sitting at home being pretty clipping your nails with my old man? 

See me, I'm not Edward, I've never been Edward 
Darling I'm just a mere mistake 
But I stay free! If I'm not Edward, I'll never be Edward 
And Eddie is just a chance to be fake!