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[00:02.66]There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
[00:07.95]There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
[00:11.94]There are those that follow Mohammed, but
[00:16.45]I've never been one of them
[00:22.91]I'm a Roman Catholic
[00:25.79]And have been since before I was born
[00:29.65]And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
[00:33.60]They'll take you as soon as you're warm
[00:37.14]You don't have to be a six-footer
[00:40.78]You don't have to have a great brain
[00:43.81]You don't have to have any clothes on, you're
[00:47.86]A Catholic the moment Dad came
[00:52.35]Because
[00:55.57]Every sperm is sacred
[01:00.42]Every sperm is great
[01:04.56]If a sperm is wasted
[01:08.93]God gets quite irate
[01:13.43]Every sperm is sacred
[01:17.95]Every sperm is great
[01:21.91]If a sperm is wasted
[01:26.20]God gets quite irate
[01:31.12]Let the heathen spill theirs
[01:35.12]On the dusty ground
[01:39.73]God shall make them pay for
[01:43.80]Each sperm that can't be found
[01:50.08]Every sperm is wanted
[01:53.28]Every sperm is good
[01:57.45]Every sperm is needed
[02:01.30]In your neighbourhood
[02:05.54]Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
[02:09.54]Spill theirs just anywhere
[02:13.46]But God loves those who treat their
[02:18.29]Semen with more care
[02:22.18]Every sperm is sacred
[02:25.71]Every sperm is great
[02:29.59]If a sperm is wasted
[02:33.27]God get quite irate
[02:37.45]Every sperm is sacred
[02:40.99]Every sperm is good
[02:45.70]Every sperm is needed
[02:49.14]In your neighbourhood!
[02:52.61]Every sperm is useful
[02:56.27]Every sperm is fine
[03:00.69]God needs everybody's
[03:04.18]Mine! And mine! And mine!
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[03:38.10]Let the Pagan spill theirs
[03:41.44]O'er mountain, hill, and plain
[03:45.60]God shall strike them down for
[03:49.41]Each sperm that's spilt in vain
[03:52.99]Every sperm is sacred
[03:57.12]Every sperm is good
[04:01.42]Every sperm is needed
[04:04.21]In your neighbourhood
[04:08.43]Every sperm is sacred
[04:13.06]Every sperm is great
[04:15.91]If a sperm is wasted
[04:19.52]God gets quite irate
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