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I took my fantasy to Deborah 
You know she's always been a friendly girl 
You'll see her cruise the Picadilly streets 
And she winks at every man she meets 
I've been a fan of hers for quite a time 
I tried to pull her with a bummer line 
I asked her would she like a cigarette 
And she said let's go to bed 
(`cause that's what you want) 
And so I went 
And I was shocked 
I was so green 
Ground I wish you'd swallow me up 
She had to laugh 
I nearly died 
Some Superstud! 
There's more to this than meets the eye 
I hurried back to read the manual through 
You know the one that tells you what to do 
But all I needed was the confidence 
To start and break the ice 
Experience would be a boon for life 
And Debbie smiled as I came strolling by 
I said I'd like to have a second shot 
And I'd give it all I've got 
And with a twinkle in her eye 
She led me by the hand 
Through a door to a room 
Above a Soho restaurant 
And she smiled and told me 
Not to look so serious 
But by the time she'd talked me down 
I was delerious, I was away 
I had to window shop in Amsterdam 
But down the Troubador in Hollywood 
I found a lover who was bold enough 
To live my fantasy (this isn't a dream) 
I was away 
Up in the blue 
Emmanuelle 
How you gonna make it in a jet 
The need to shock 
Was coming through 
Where would it end 
You'll never know