Falling Apart - Lagwagon

Hello, welcome to the show 
Thought we broke up years ago 
What's up, I just shit my pants
Gambled and I lost 
Good times, just blew out my knee 
I've fallen and I can't get up 
Oh shit, I think I broke my back 
Where's the wheelchair? 
I'm old school, I'm played out 
Osteoporosis, glaucoma and neurosis 
The vultures circling above our balding heads 

Second verse, the same as the first 
I forgot the words again 
Railer, lost my inhaler 
Who's got a smoke for the Caper? 
Hold on, let me catch my breath...
Alright, I feel better now 
Take it to the bridge

I'll never be Ozzy 
On stage when I'm fifty 
I'm gonna look like Elvis 
By the time I'm forty 
We're already bogus 
We're already fading 
We'll never be The Rolling Stones 
I'm staying home 

Dementia and senility 
My failing muscles atrophy 
I've lost all ability, 
Falling apart 

Blue hair, brown teeth 
Failing livers, defeat 
Maybe we will try to pull it off for another year