Family Tree - Biz Markie

one two, one two 
this goes out to my brother dimond shell 
my man jazzy jerome, def jeff 
i can't forget my man kevin d and the midnight express crew 
philly, soda pop 
i'm gonna run down my family tree like this: 
one, two, one two three and 
i got a friend by the name of charlie 
charlie got a wife by the name of dolly 
dolly and charlie got a son named wally 
and wally got a girl by the name of polly 
polly got a sister by the name of molly 
molly and polly got a mother named holly 
father named arthur, we call him artie 
you don't understand then i'm very very sorry 
cousin named frita, uncle named skeeter 
he's married to my fine aunt rita 
who is the leader of the married cheaters 
so i son't greet her, cause my uncle don't need her 
grandma joyce drives a rolls royce 
of the family i'm a favorite choice 
buddy named homer, used to be a loner 
now he's got a girl by the name of mona 
now that homer's married to mona 
all he does all day is bone, bone, bone her 
father named lex, gets big respect 
driving in his dodge 300gx 
week after next, lex gets his check 
me and lex will be chillin' in the x 
my girl elenor, went to the drugstore 
to get deodorant, i think it was pure 
cause the one she used before made her underarm sore 
and that's why elenor don't use it no more 
a girl named betty who used to go with freddie 
a girl named gwen, she's my best friend 
known her ever since who knows when 
and do you comprehend, the message that i send 
of family and friend of grandpa ben 
like, like, like, like, like, like that 
bound to wreck your body 
and ana na na na na na na na na na ana 
cool v bring it down b