Fat Boy - Uncommonmenfrommars

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It's so easy to cultivate
All the fat cells in my body
I like to feed on cholesterol man 
(Aaah aaaah aaaah)

I don't care when in my couch 
Eating junk food and watching TV
I become the king of all men
(Aaah aaah aaah) 

All my friends have abandonned me
So I bought a bigger TV
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh) 

I think Guinness tried to contact me
I'm as lazy as you can be
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

It's so easy to cultivate
All the fat cells in my body 
I like to feed on cholesterol man 
(Aaah aaaah aaaah)

I don't care when in my couch
Eating junk food and watching TV
I become the king of all men
(Aaah aaah aaah) 

All my friends have abandonned me
So I bought a bigger TV
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh) 

I think Guinness tried to contact me 
I'm as lazy as you can be
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

I don't mind being all alone... 
(I really wish my friends would call me... ) 
I like myself the way I am... 
(If only I could loose a little weight... ) 
I don't need you to pity me
(Could you help me pick up my wallet ? )
I feel fine now I really do...
(I'm depressed should I kill myself now ? )  

I'm sick of me(x2) 

I'm sick of having to buy
Two seats when I see a movie
I haven't seen my feet in years
YEEEEAAAAHHHH ! !
YEEEAAAHH ! !

GO ! !