Fat - Grazer

I'm da fatman 
a eat wenna can 
always in ma van 
wan badday 
forget me lunnch 
cruised to da store 
got me some more 
shovelled food in 
more n more 
belly's gittin sore 
gotta get out 
opened da door 
stepped on the road 
slipped 
I explode. 

Gary Mcgregor, Dover England