Fat Man - Kelly Family

there was a fat man
that wasnґt worried
bout his condition
he wasnґt married
till one day he met a woman
that he liked from head to toe
so then he stopped aal
all of the drinking
all the smoking
but the he bothered
arroun' in town
visiting the bar beer
well she loved him
but she dropped him

lo(oo oh oo oh oo oh)nely
christmas brother
lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh

now that iґm sober
she dont want me back
now that itґs over
she dont give a crap

well the fat man
he bought a batman
for his little nephew
but hi didnґt like it
he shouted
drop in the crop
on a little pot town
a little shot
and a little fot town

so then the fat man
he got exited
he started shouting
through the walkie talkie
arroun' in town
well then he got fired
cause he was smelling up the taxi

lo(oo oh oo oh...

now that iґm sober
she donґt want me back
now that itґs over
iґm loosing my track
now that itґs over
she dont give a crap

i donґt belong to some drunky
i did no wrong please come lady
you got me wrong iґm not your honey
what have i done someone help me

lo(oo oh oo oh..

now that iґm...
she donґt want me back
now that itґs over
iґm loosing my track.......