First Day Out - Insane Clown Posse

First Day Out 

"Got another funky rhyme 
Another funky funky rhyme 
Got another funky rhyme 
Another funky rhyme 
Another funky funky rhyme" 

"Aw shit man that's the ICP!!! 
This is my jam!!! 
I'm on a psychedelic motherfucking inter gallactic void G!!! 
Aw shit!" 

[Violent J] 
Well they let the gate up so I bail 
It's been six months pick me up from the county jail 
With a smog mother payin' my dues 
Steel toliets, worn blankets, and rubber shoes 
But I ain't naggin' 
Here come the fellas I can hear the muffler draggin' 
8 men in the car long 
And the Faygo is almost gone 
My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate 
So my homeboy's cousin set me up with a blind date 
She said "Pick me up at three" 
Can't bitch, the bus don't ride your street, ho 
We gonna eat at Mexican Village 
Take a cab and I'll pay the tab 
And when she showed, well, I'll be damned 
Left my wallet at home on the TV stand 
Have her pay him and for dinner too 
The knot in my sock, it done bit you 
She's all prettied up for nothing 
I'm smelling like shit and my chin is scruffing 
And I'm chewing on my food like a pitbull 
Cuz I won't front for the ho 
Stuck my face in a bowl of soup 
And just sucked it all up threw my missin' tooth 
The bitch jumped up with a boom 
"I have to fix my hair" and broke to the bathroom 
She's got the tab, so I go for mine 
And order up some '52 vintage wine 
Hey, Louie, bring a fuckin' steak with that 
Motherfuckers like jail say fuck dat 
She's back now and her hair ain't fixed 
Probably took a long greasy-ass smelly shit 
I ain't saying nothing though 
I ain't saying nothing bout the funkin' ho 
What's up bitch, I'm ready to break 
How long can one fat bitch take? 
Quite snacking and pay me saps 
Cuz we goin' home to meet her pops 

"So Joe, what is that you do for a living?" 
"Aww, come on pops, you seen me selling rocks on 
Verner and Springwell. Matter fact, I think I sold 
to that fat bitch in the kitchen" 

[Violent J] 
Your dad's really cool sweetheart 
I mean him letting me use his car 
And he slipped me a fifty 
Violent J is kinda nifty 
If I'd a hit you'd be home through 
But now your coming home with me 
Dad I gotta bitch in the bedroom 
Take your ass to the bar and don't come home soon 
Now the juggla's known to smack hoes 
But I need the shot too 
So I switch to the mack mode 

"Now woman, you know I love you 
So why don't you just let me fuck you 
Now bitch, I know you's a freak 
So let me get a little kiss on your cheek 
And a fuck to go with that 
Come on, nympho, let me hit that 
Tell ya what you let me stick it 
And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya 
Ya little sewer skank 
Ya nasty little pipe-smoking sac-chasing ho 
And that was that 
A little smooth talking she was on her back 
And I'm finally sticking 
Dump ya, and I'm eating my chicken 
You'll never guess what 
My first day out and I caught my nut" 

First day out and I caught my nut