First Impression - Ice T

Upon intial contact with Ice T's music  
I had envisioned him to be an ill  
Mannered and psychologically 
Unstable man with an extremely 
Uneducated and barbaric 
Frame of mind  whose raps displayed 
Nothing but ridiculous jaargon  
Shocking sexual audacity and 
Repulsive images of the ghetto. 
However  after further analysis of 
His music I can deduce 
That he is the epitome of 
Antidisestblishmentarianism who 
Embodies the entire spectrum of the 
Urban experience and struggle. 
But to make things more plain and 
Simple to the lymn, I find Ice-T to be 
The dopest, flyist, O.G. pimp hustler 
Gangster plyer hardcore 
Motherfucker living today. 

To be honest I'm totally and 
Irrevocably on his dick