Five Sisters - Dane Cook

When I was a little kid, I had- I shared everything I had. 
I had one brother alright one brother, five sisters. 
Dude, I had to wear a tampon just to fit in. I swear to god. Brutal. 
They used to dress me in their clothes and shit. You know what I mean? 
Send me to school in their fashions. 
I'm the only guy in eighth grade wearing like wrangler jeans and... JELLIES! 
Nice... nice. Member Jellies? You get a rock in em. OOOHH OOOHHH! 
These shoes are trying to kill me! I got a brand new denim jacket... 
they bedazzled it and shit. I had a big glittery unicorn on my jacket. 
No wonder I'm getting beat up at school. Hi guys do you like my jacket? 
*POW POW* ...UGH... UGH