Floyd The Barber - Nirvana
Bell on door clanks, come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down chair don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved, I was shaved, I was shaved Barney ties me to the chair I can't see I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip Pee pee pressed against my lips I was shamed, I was shamed, I was shamed I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume They take turns in cut me up I died smothered in Andy's butt
Artist: Nirvana
Title: Floyd The Barber