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[00:11.57]Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
[00:15.38]Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
[00:17.38]And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
[00:20.70]I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
[00:25.03]But when murdering females
[00:27.27]Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
[00:31.36]Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
[00:34.56]If you get scratched because your DNA'll
[00:37.11]Be all up under her fingernails
[00:39.64]Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
[00:42.02]He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
[00:44.57]Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
[00:48.01]Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
[00:51.05]She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
[00:54.58]Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
[00:56.93]I said, "I'm here to do sink repairs"
[00:59.99]Chop her up, put her body parts
[01:01.75]In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
[01:04.86]But hey man, I was framed
[01:07.91]I know what this looks like, officers
[01:09.88]Please just give me one minute
[01:11.47]I think I can explain
[01:14.59]I ain't murdered nobody
[01:15.51]I know these words are so nutty
[01:17.50]But I'm just here to entertain
[01:20.82]How come your shirt is so bloody?
[01:22.39]There's a missing person, so what?
[01:23.86]He's got nothin' to do with me
[01:27.42]I'm almost certain I was framed
[01:31.53]Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
[01:34.55]Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
[01:38.30]Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
[01:40.71]But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
[01:44.64]Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
[01:47.60]Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
[01:50.94]Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
[01:53.82]Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
[01:58.07]Second murder with no recollection of it
[02:00.41]Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
[02:04.13]Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
[02:06.42]Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
[02:10.73]Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
[02:13.42]'Cause the disassembled body
[02:15.15]Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
[02:18.28]I'm wanted for questioning
[02:19.91]Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
[02:23.38]But hey man, I was framed
[02:26.99]I know what this looks like, officers
[02:28.45]Please just give me one minute
[02:29.94]I think I can explain
[02:33.09]I ain't murdered nobody
[02:34.35]I know these words are so nutty
[02:36.01]But I'm just here to entertain
[02:39.39]How come your shirt is so bloody?
[02:40.85]There's a missing person, so what?
[02:42.52]He's got nothin' to do with me
[02:46.12]I'm almost certain I was framed
[02:50.94]Still on the loose, they
[02:51.98]Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
[02:54.14]In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
[02:57.58]With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
[03:00.54]Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
[03:03.14]Just escaped from the state pen
[03:04.79]For effin' eight women who hate men
[03:06.49]Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
[03:08.15]When I break in your basement
[03:09.94]Under your baby's blanket, I lay in, wait adjacent
[03:13.11]Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
[03:16.63]Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
[03:20.66]Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
[03:24.25]Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
[03:27.45]You'll get the hint, ho I'm in your window
[03:31.70]But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
[03:35.06]In a verse and be charged with first degree
[03:37.00]'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
[03:39.49]With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
[03:41.86]No, officer, you see
[03:43.28]I was framed
[03:45.77]I know what this looks like, officers
[03:47.82]Please just give me one minute
[03:49.02]I think I can explain
[03:52.37]I ain't murdered nobody
[03:53.46]I know these words are so nutty
[03:55.14]But I'm just here to entertain
[03:58.56]How come your shirt is so bloody?
[04:00.11]There's a missing person, so what?
[04:01.76]He's got nothin' to do with me
[04:04.98]I'm almost certain I was framed
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