Free Love Freeway - Ricky Gervais

Pretty girl on the hood of a Cadilac, yeah....
She's broken down on freeway nine.
I take a look and her engine's started,
I leave her purring and I roll on by.... Bye bye

Free love on the free love freeway,
The love is free and the freeway's long...
I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway
I ain't going home cos' my baby's gone 
A little while later, see a senorita,
She's caught a flat trying to make it home,
She says "Por favor, can you pump me up?"
I say "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye Bye."

Free love on the freelove freeway,
The love is free and the freeway's long
I got some hot love on the hotlove highway,
Ain't going home 'cause my baby's gone.

Little while later I see a cowboy crying,
"Hey buddy, what can I do?"
He says "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women."
I said "Why the tears?", he says "'cause none of them was you." 
Free love on the free love freeway,
Where the love is free and the freeway is long...
I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway
I ain't going home cos' my baby's gone