Funky Piano - EPMD

(Chuck D sample: "Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x] 
Straight from Brooklyn  from out the projects  
it's DJ Scratch  so girls fix your Kotex. 
The Ruler; not Slick Rick  but the ruler on the mix  
with ten or more tricks. 
Take flicks  prick  but please don't miss this: 
watch my DJ cut with his dick. 
Yeah  slick ain't it? See your moms fainted  
Technique 1200  and watch scratch train it. 
I'm a step off and let Scratch collect dough, 
while you hear my jam with the funky piano. 
("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]] 
("Here with the movement of his hands") 
("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch] 
("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x} 
[scratch] 
PMD: 
A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix. 
No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips. 
And feeds up and down is extra weak, 
he strictly cross-fades club mixes every week. 
Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade. 
Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade. 
Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'. 
No arrows on the record or marks, or needle poppin'. 
From table to table, sports a Gucci cable. 
EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label. 
Now I'm-a step off while Scratch collects his dough, 
or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano. 
("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x] 
("Here with the movement of his hands") 
("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch] 
("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x} 
[scratching] 
("Good God!")