Funny Honey - Chicago The Musical

Roxie. 
Sometimes I'm right 
Sometimes I'm wrong 
But he doesn't care 
He'll string along 
He love me so 
That funny honey of mine 
Sometimes I'm droopy 
Sometimes I'm up 
But he follows 'round 
Like some droopy-eyed pup 
He loves me so 
That funny honey of mine 

He ain't no sheik 
That's no great physique 
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts 

But look at that soul 
I tell you that whole 
Is a whole lot greater 
Than the sum of his parts 

And if you knew him like me 
I know you'd agree 

What if the world 
Slandered my name? 
Why, he'd be right there 
Taking the blame 

He loves me so 
And it all suits me fine 
That funny, sunny, honey 
Hubby of mine! 

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He loves me so 
That funny honey of mine! 

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He loves me so 
That funny honey , of mine!! 

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Lord knows 
He ain't got the smarts 


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Now he's shot of his trap 
I can't stand that 
Sap 

Look at him go 
rattin' on me 
With just one more 
Brain 
What a half-wit 
He'd be 

If they string me 
Up 
I'll know who 
Brought the 
Twine 

That scummy, 
Crummy 
Dummy hubby of 
Mine