Garf - Lambchop

Well I could be a boy 
Without hair in the country 
Relaxed and wild 
Running down by the creek 
Catching those crayfish 
And being kinda frightened 
But mostly just in awe 
Of them mighty crab claws 
(now I'm glad I do) 
I've wasted 
(the way that we're leaving the way that we go) 
All my free time 
(our lives are better left to chance) 
And I've worried 
(...pain that... I had to miss the dance) 
Just as most kids are of my age 

I could be home 
With a beer and a movie 
Straighten my back 
And raping my lungs 
While completely maintaining 
My absoloute innocence 
My absolute innocence at all times 
And I looked at jewelry 
(now I'm glad I do) 
For your little finger 
(the way that we're leaving the way that we go) 
It's so skinny 
(our lives are better left to chance) 
I can hardly believe you 
(...pain that... I had to miss the dance) 

I could be standing 
For what seems like hours 
Shifting my weight 
From one foot to another 
While watching live music 
With the earplugs on 
Our nice conversation 
Is becoming quite loud 
And I'm weary 
(now I'm glad...) 
Of your ugly pop culture 
(the way that we're leaving the way that we go) 
You're so pretty 
(our lives are better left to chance) 
Standing beside the desk 
(...pain that... I had to miss the dance) 

And I could be sitting 
By the telephone tomorrow 
To receive a call 
By the overweight garth brooks 
Who would then try to offer me 
Like a hundred thousand dollars 
Just for me to go the fuck away 
And he's waiting 
For my kind of reply 
I am serious 
I couldn't leave you if I tried