Gaston - OST Beauty and the Beast

[Gaston:]       Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
               the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston!
[LeFou:]        Heh heh. Darn right.
[Gaston:]       Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's
               more than I can bear.
[LeFou:]        More beer?
[Gaston:]       What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
[LeFou:]        Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself
               together.

               Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
               Looking so down in the dumps
               Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
               Even when taking your lumps
               There's no man in town as admired as you
               You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
               Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
               And it's not very hard to see why

               No one's slick as Gaston
               No one's quick as Gaston
               No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
               For there's no man in town half as manly
               Perfect, a pure paragon
               You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
               And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

[Chorus:]       No one's been like Gaston
               A king pin like Gaston
[LeFou:]        No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[Gaston:]       As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
[Chorus:]       My what a guy, that Gaston

               Give five "hurrahs!"
               Give twelve "hip-hips!"
[LeFou:]        Gaston is the best
               And the rest is all drips

[Chorus:]       No one fights like Gaston
               Douses lights like Gaston
[Cronie:]       In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
[Bimbettes:]    For there's no one as burly and brawny
[Gaston:]       As you see I've got biceps to spare
[LeFou:]        Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
[Gaston]        (That's right!)
               And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

[Cronies:]      No one hits like Gaston
[Townsman:]     Matches wits like Gaston
[LeFou:]        In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
[Gaston:]       I'm espcially good at expectorating
               (Ptooey!)
[Chorus:]       Ten points for Gaston!

[Gaston:]       When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
               Ev'ry morning to help me get large
               And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
               So I'm roughly the size of a barge

[Chorus:]       No one shoots like Gaston
               Makes those beauts like Gaston
[LeFou:]        Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
[Gaston:]       I use antlers in all of my decorating
[Chorus:]       Say it again
               Who's a man among men?
               And then say it once more
               Who's the hero next door?
               Who's a super success?
               Don't you know? Can't you guess?
               Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
               There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
[LeFou:]        And his name's G-A-S- T -
               G-A-S-T -  E  -
               G-A-S-T-O  -  oh!
[Chorus:]       Gaston