Gaston (Reprise) - OST Beauty and the Beast

[Maurice:]      Help! Someone help me!
[Tavern keeper:] Maurice?
[Maurice:]      Please! Please, I need your help. He's got her - he's
               got her locked in the dungeon!
[LeFou:]        Who?
[Maurice:]      Belle. We must go. N-not a minute to lose!
[Gaston:]       Whoa! Slow down, Maurice. Who's got Belle locked in a
               dungeon?
[Maurice:]      A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast!
[Patron I:]     Is it a big beast?
[Maurice:]      Huge!
[Patron II:]    With a long, ugly snout?
[Maurice:]      Hideously ugly!
[Drinker III:]  And sharp, cruel fangs?
[Maurice:]      Yes! Yes! Will you help me?
[Gaston:]       All right, old man. We'll help you out.
[Maurice:]      You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
[Tavern keeper:] Crazy old Maurice.
[Patron I:]     He's always good for a laugh.
[Gaston:]       Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?
               Crazy old Maurice. Hmmm.

               LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
[Lefou:]        A dangerous pastime
[Gaston:]       I know
               But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
               And his sanity's only "so-so"
               Now the wheels in my head have been turning
               Since I looked at that loony, old man
               See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
               And right now I'm evolving a plan

               If I . . . {whisper}
[LeFou:]        Yes?
[Gaston:]       Then we . . . {whisper}
[LeFou:]        No! Would she . . .
[Gaston:]       {whisper} Guess!
[LeFou:]        Now I get it!
[Both:]         Let's go!

               No one plots like Gaston
[Gaston:]       Takes cheap shots like Gaston
[LeFou:]        Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
[Chorus:]       So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating
               My what a guy!
               Gaston