Gee, I'm a Nerd - Weird Al Yankovic

Gee, I'm a nerd
Seen each Star Trek 80 times
Memorized each word

Home alone
On Friday nights
But I got 8 gigabytes
Left on my hard drive

I hope that I can get/I'm hooked as I can get/I hope Bernard can get
Into the Internet
Maybe you would like to see my web page

I love my new PC
It means the world o me
So many things to download

Gee, I'm a nerd
All the jocks and muscle-heads
Flip me the bird
Cause I'm a nerd
Gee, I'm a nerd