Germs - Weird Al Yankovic

Sometimes I really want to be alone 
But that's one state I'm never in 
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions 
Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin 

(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding 
(Germs) But they just come right back again 
(Germs) I can't even see'em, 
but I know they're up to something 
Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been! 

They're all over me 
They're inside of me 
Can't get'em offa me 

I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria 
What do they want from me 
What'll they do to me? 
There's no escape for me 
I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria 

Now if I ever dare to go to sleep 
That's when they start their sneak attack 
In the morning I wake up in utter horror 
To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque 

(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face 
(Germs) And there's more comin' every day 
(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body 
I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away 

They're all over me 
They're inside of me 
Can't get'em offa me 
I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria 
What do they want from me 
What'll they do to me? 
There's no escape for me 
I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria 

They're creepin' around my shorts 
They're under the bathroom sink 
They're ridin' inside my car 
They're swimmin' in every drink 
They're hidin' between my toes 
They're lurkin' in every kiss 
I got'em way up my nose 
In every orifice 
I'm gonna show them who's boss 
I'm gonna get even yet 
Just gimme some Lysol spray 
Just hand me a moist towelette 
Don't tell me I'm paranoid 
I know that they're after me 
Look under the microscope 
See?? 

They're all over me 
They're inside of me 
Can't get'em offa me 
I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria 
What do they want from me 
What'll they do to me? 
There's no escape for me 
I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria 

They're all over me 
I can feel'em all over me 
Over every part of me 
Microscopic bacteria 
I know they're watching me 
They're always watching me 
They're coming after me 
Microscopic bacteria 
Won't somebody help 
Please sombody help me 
You've got to believe me 
They're out to get me 
They wanna control me 
They wanna destroy me 
They're tryin' to kill me 
It kind of upsets me