Girls - 3 Minute Hero

girls at the bus stop 
girls in the back seat 
girls all around 
but none of them 
none of them 
talk to me 
girl in the classroom 
girls in the hallway 
girls all around me 
but none of them 
none of them 
talk to me 
is it because of my ugly suit? 
is it because of my smelly car? 
is it because of my lame t-bone? 
is it because of this lame guitar? 
girls in my volkswagen 
girls in my charger 
girls all around me 
but none of them 
none of them 
talk to me 
girls in the quik-e-mart 
girls at the 7-11 
girls all around me 
but none of them 
none of them 
talk to me 
i think it's because of my drinking gut 
is it because of my so-called pecs? 
is it because i'm stuck in a rut? 
is it because of my buddy holly specs? 
[Jay's anti-skat diatribe] 
girls in the kitchen 
girls in my pantry 
girls all around me 
but none of them 
none of them 
talk to me 
girls in my bedroom 
girls in my closet 
girls in bed with me? 
but none of them 
none of them 
talk to me 
i think it's because of my ugly suit 
i think it is my smelly car 
i think it's because of my lame t-bone 
i think it is this crappy guitar