Glad To Be Unhappy - Barbra Streisand

Look at yourself... 
If you had sense of humor 
You would laugh to beat the band... 
Look at yourself 
Do you still believe the rumor 
That romance is simply grand? 
Since you took it right on the chin 
You have lost that bright toothpaste grin 
My mental state is all a-jumble 
I sit around in sadly mumble 
Fools rush in, so here I am! 
Very glad to be unhappy 
I can't win, but here I am 
More than glad to be unhappy 
Unrequited love's a bore and I've got it pretty bad 
But for someone you adore 
It's a pleasure to be sad... 
Like a straying baby lamb 
With no mammy and no pappy 
I'm so unhappy 
But, oh, so glad!