Go See The Doctor - Kool Moe Dee

Three days later go see the doctor... 

I was walking down the street rocking my beat 
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet 
I saw a little lady so neet and petite 
So was so sweet yes I wanted to meet 
So I asked this lady could I take her out 
We could wine and dine and we could talk about 
The birds and the bees in my waterbed 
And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head 
We continued to talk, and before you knew it 
We were at my house and it was time to do it 
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise 
Ran outside and told all my boys 
I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it" 
They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?" 
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her 
But three days later, go see the doctor 

I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right 
She felt so good, hugged me so tight 
I said "Good night" 
Three days later... 
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing 
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing 
I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!" 
I'm a kill that girl next time I see her 
The madder I got, the more I reminice 
Why is my thing thing burning like this? 
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl 
I just couldn't wait to rock her world 
I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?" 
What have I done stuck my dick in? 
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave 
Calls her Mrs. Microwave 
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn 
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned 
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her 
But three days later, go see the doctor 

I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?" 
He said "Turn around boy and take this shot" 
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?" 
Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt 
He turned and said in a real deep voice 
"Have it your way, if that's your choice 
And I'll put it down if you want me to put it 
But don't blame me if it turns into a foot 
Extending from the middle of your body 
And the next time you see your cute hottie 
You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do 
Is just kick her, so go take karate" 
As I turned around to receive my injection 
I said "Next time I'll use some protection" 
If I see another girl and I get an erection 
I'm walking in the other direction 
Cause I don't wanna do the sick sick dance 
So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants 
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her 
Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor