Good 'ol Jonny Silver - Helpless Weasels

Oh Jonny Silver was a mighty man
He cut down trees with his frying pan
He lived up yonder in the pumpkin patch
And they say he had no arms but boy could he catch
He could run like thunder through the open out doors
And he always did make the most loudest roars
He could belch like an onion in the deep blue sea
But too bad Mr. Jonny ain't found of me

Soo kick back your boots cuz its Jonny Silver maties
Kick back your chins for he's a jolly big ‘ol flog
Kick back ur legs and sing a little bit daisy 
For tommorows going to be a big mucky fog

Yah, we cheer on the lads' 
As they scrub the deck with them there pads
And we milk them whales
With them over there pails
We like to sing song
To see if it will last all day long

And if you don't 
If ye wont 
Then your gonna walk the plank

Soo kick back your boots cuz its Jonny Silver maties
Kick back your chins for he's a jolly big ‘ol flog
Kick back ur legs and sing a little bit daisy 
For tommorow's going to be a big mucky fog