Good Old Days - Weird Al Yankovic

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger 
life was so much simpler then 
Dad would be up at dawn, he'd be watering the lawn 
or maybe going fishing again 

Oh and mom would be fixing up something in the kitchen 
fresh biscuits or hot apple pie 
and I'd spend all day long in the basement 
torturing rats with a hack-saw and pulling the wings off of flies 

Those were the good ol' days 
those were the good ol' days 
years go by, but the memories fade 
and those were the good ol' days

I still remember good ol' Mr. Fender 
who ran the corner grocery store 
always strolled down the ailes with a big friendly smile 
and he'd say howdy when you walked through the door 

Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice 
I don't know why I set fire to his place 
Oh I'll never forget the day I smashed in his head 
Oh you shoulda seen the look on his face 

let me tell ya 'bout it...
Those were the good ol' days 
those were the good ol' days 
years go by, but the memories fade 
and those were the good ol' days

Do you remember sweet Michele, she was my high school romance 
she was fun to talk to and nice to smell 
so I took her to the homecoming dance 
then I tied her to a chair and I shaved off all her hair 
and I left her in the desert all alone 
Oh sometimes in my dreams I can still hear the screams 
Oh I wander if she ever made it home.... 

I tell ya... 
Those were the good ol' days 
those were the good ol' days 
years go by, but the memories fade 
and those were the good ol' days