Greatest Hits - Laptop

You remind me of a couple girls I used to know 
That I used to be involved with 
Thanks a lot, what a compliment 
Wait, I know that sounds a little bad 
Yes, it does 
But I mean the good traits 
Why don't you just go back to them then? 
No, no, no 
I'm saying just the opposite 
I'm saying the reverse 

You're a "greatest hits" 
You're a "the best of" 
You include only the good cuts of the girls that I've been out with 
You're a "greatest hits" 
You're a "the best of" 
Why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up? 
What a minute 

Is that it? 
No, I'm just saying... 
You're a little like Miranda 
Oh baby, she could name a tune 
Oh, could she? 
Just flip on any radio station 
And like two notes in 
She's like that's "so and so" from 'eighty-two 

You're a little like Francesca 
Who's Francesca? 
With crazy stories from her youth 
Mom on some heavy drugs 
Dad in the Mafia 
Yeah, I thought that all was pretty cool 
You better get over yourself 

Why don't you just go back to them then? 
Honey, I'm saying the reverse 

You're a "greatest hits" 
You're a "the best of" 
You include only the best cuts 
You're the one I want 
You're a "greatest hits" 
A "best of" 
Why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up? 
Wait a minute 

Hey, where you going? 
I'm leaving 
No! 
I'm leaving, I'm leaving you 
Is it something I said? 
Come on 
I'm leaving 
It can't be 
I'm leaving, I'm leaving you 

Hey honey, come back 
What, so you can talk about your skanky ex-girlfriends? 
Skanky? You got to call them skanky? 
How dare you? Get off me! 
I can't believe you said that 
You're totally misunderstanding me 
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