Guess My Religion - Willie D

Pastor: 
Hey siter Bettie, sister Clara 
And who is this? You new here, ain't you brother? 

Willie D: 
Yep 

Pastor: 
Well welcome to Mount Paid in Full 
God sure is good, ain't he? 

Willie D: 
Sure is 

Pastor: 
Well we gonna ask you to put all you valuables in this here cup 
And pass all your other metal objects to brother Swaggert 
You can pick em up over there on the other side 

Willie D: 
What, y'all having a problem with weapons or something in Church? 

Pastor: 
No, brother, it's just that Pastor Gimme don't want no change in the 
church 

Verse 1: 
Ain't that a bitch, the churchhouse getting rich 
But I'm looking like dookie on a stick 
As soon as I walked in, they couldn't wait 
To pass that goddamned collection plate 
And before I could stick my dollar in 
The ushers were making rounds again 
To get there I had to hitch a ride 
And these motherfuckers talking about 20 percent in tithes 
Telling me it's for the homeless, and those 
With nowhere to go, but at night the church door is closed 
Now you can come as you are 
But you better be sharp as a tack, with a new car 
Cause if you ain't got that cash 
Watch them so-called Christians talk about your ass 
I don't give a fuck about your blessings 
You want to know my religion, why don't you guess it 

Chorus: (2x) 
Why's everybody keep playing with God? 

Verse 2: 
I gotta talk about these clowns behind the pulpit 
Cause they full of that bullshit 
It's no wonder they think they large 
With these motherfucking members treati