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[00:11.57]That's a joke, that's a joke
[00:14.48]Ha-ha-ha, they gettin' roast
[00:17.49]Ha-ha-ha (That's a joke), that's a joke (ha-ha)
[00:20.67]Ha-ha-ha, what a joke! (Ha, ha-ha-ha)
[00:24.81]Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'ma get the last laugh now right here
[00:29.93]I remember I was gettin' by until I had to get it all
[00:33.12]I could just be a movie star now, but I'm just gettin' to the punchline of everything
[00:37.71]So buckle up 'cause this a long ride like a limousine
[00:40.99]My girl like when I spoon her all night like vanilla bean, I like drinkin' Hennessy
[00:45.51]I got a lotta rapper in me, pause, now they wrapped around my finger, wedding ring
[00:49.76]Everything, gotta line it up, super calculated like a TI-83 Plus (whoa)
[00:54.85]I was out in China, gettin' the bread rappin' to 'em
[00:57.45]No, I wasn't, but you believe me 'cause I'm the type of guy
[01:00.15]That could be rappin' out in China, I'm swimmin' in vagina
[01:03.58]I get it, I do it, sometimes I fuck for fitness
[01:07.03]I got the pussy off Olympics, sweatin' like Olympics
[01:09.92]I need to take a breather, but she pleadin', say she need it
[01:12.93]Back to back to back like I'm Kobe, Shaq, I don't know
[01:15.89]But I got Stuart Scott up in my ear and he like, "Dave, you gotta booya on that back" (booya)
[01:20.13]If I went back on Bumble, bet their servers probably crumble, I am just another muggle
[01:24.71]'Til I'm not one, it's hard to say nothin' like you up on Hot Ones
[01:29.03]I just got the new facts and they say I'm top one
[01:31.74]Women shave their pussy smooth, lookin' like a Ken doll
[01:34.68]Should've said a Barbie doll, oh, well
[01:36.87]Goodbye, au revoir, y'all in limbo, raised the bar
[01:39.76]I get on racks like my arm bar, I gave my best friend my old car
[01:42.59]I tried to tell ya, I'm a winner, it's just a matter of when
[01:46.03]I hit the club up with the players then get brunch with GM
[01:48.87]Holy smoke, these Gold singles make me pout
[01:52.06]If the shit ain't Platinum, what the fuck we talking 'bout?
[01:54.96]Baby, I just bought a house, baby, ain't no shoes allowed
[01:57.93]Baby, my girl so goddamn tan, she look racially ambiguous
[02:02.45]Picture this, I'm on prime time
[02:04.35]Gettin' head while I watch myself up on prime time
[02:07.20]Gettin' head and I'm even in a few commercials
[02:10.26]And the commercial breaks sellin' sex, literally, what's your hundo?
[02:13.77]I got the block on lock like I'm Mutombo
[02:16.71]The way I write, you might as well call me Trumbo
[02:19.99]This check for me or am I seein' double?
[02:23.26]I would lift weights at the gym but then I'm like, "Why?" (Why would I do that?)
[02:26.22]I'm a nice guy, gasp when I walk by
[02:28.34]I just got a package in the mail and I fucked twice
[02:31.51]Juggin', finessin', LeBron up in my mentions
[02:34.47]They peanut butter jealous, I'm on her like Nutella
[02:37.39]These motherfuckers, they done lost me, everything I'm doin' lofty
[02:40.39]I'm kinda wearin' on 'em like a soft tee, I got it ground up like coffee
[02:43.59]I had an '06 write it up, wildin' out
[02:45.63]Back in '06, I was talkin' 'bout graduatin', now I'm on Wild 'n Out
[02:48.74]Time has changed, got a lil grayness in my hair, I don't care
[02:50.98]I gotta face it, I ain't never knowin' how the money payment workin'
[02:53.16]There's a person, couple people probably, I don't even bother
[02:55.34]Big up to my father, he was so responsible and so logical
[02:57.41]What am I even doin'? Why am I rappin' like this? I'm such a loser
[03:00.19]I hate when rappers try to rap fast
[03:01.72]Make the kids dance, women lick my anus
[03:04.79]Thinkpieces on me, New York Times, I made it
[03:07.55]I'm fuckin' like a fable, doggystyle why she kegel
[03:10.53]Then we eat a couple bagels with The LOX, word to Jada (Jada told me I'm the best)
[03:15.31]And guess what? I'm the "it" guy for America
[03:19.92]Don't mind me, I'm over here just redefinin' the alpha male
[03:23.19]Don't mind me, I'm over here just gettin' all the opps (all the opps)
[03:27.27]How they rappin'?
[03:29.45]I been workin' on my craft, makin' it happen (work, work)
[03:32.95]We should make a bracket
[03:34.61]Don't forget that I'm the comedian, but I'm better than the rappers?
[03:38.26]That's a joke, that's a joke
[03:41.01]Ha-ha-ha, they gettin' roast
[03:44.29]Ha-ha-ha (that's a joke), that's a joke (ha-ha)
[03:47.17]Ha-ha-ha, what a joke! (Ha, ha-ha-ha)
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