Happy Holidays - Blink 182

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
Two fuckin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
Two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my c***
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's labor day and my grandpa just ate
Seven fuckin' hot dogs
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate
Seven fuckin' hot dogs
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
He's always fuckin' shitin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my c***
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again