Heaven Is A Half Pipe - OPM

If I die before I wake 
At least in Heaven I can skate 
Cause right now on Earth I can't do jack 
Without the man up on my back 

Now Heaven would be a dj just spinnin' up all night long 
And Heaven would be just kickin' back with Jesus packing my bong 
And if you don't believe in Jesus, Mahomad or Buddha too 
And while the world is warin' we just sit back and laugh at you 
Singin' 

If I die before I wake 
At least in Heaven I can skate 
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack 
Without the man up on my back 

Wow when most people think of Heaven, 
They see those pearly gates 
But I looked a little closer and there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate" 
So if you wanna come to my Heaven 
Well, we all gonna have a ball 
And everyone you know is welcome 
Cause we got no gates or walls 
Singin' 

If I die before I wake 
At least in Heaven I can skate 
Cause right now on Earth I can't do shit 
Without the man f**kin' with it 

Then I got up to the gate 
They pulled out list that I've been callin' fake 
"I'm sorry, friend, you can't come in 
you gotta list here that doesn't end" 

You're mad because I smoked dope 
Ain't teachin' any classes in how to cope 
I find a place to rest my head 
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead