Heaven Is A Halfpipe - OPM

if i die before i wake 
at least in heaven i can skate 
cause right now on earth i can't do jack
without the man up on my back

now heaven would be a dj just spinnin' up all night long
and heaven would be just kickin' back with jesus packing my bong
and if you don't believe in jesus, mahomad or budda too
and while the world is warin' we just sit back and laugh at you
singin' 

if i die before i wake 
at least in heaven i can skate 
cause right now on earth i can't do jack
without the man up on my back

now when most people think of heaven, 
they see those pearly gates
but i looked a little closer and theres a sign that says "do not skate"
so if you wanna come to my heaven
well we all gonna have a ball
and everyone you know is welcome
cause we got no gates or walls
singin'

if i die before i wake 
at least in heaven i can skate 
cause right now on earth i can't do shit
without the man fuckin' with it

then i got up to the gate
they pulled out list that i've been callin' fake
"i'm sorry friend you can't come in
you gotta list here that doesn't end"

you're mad because i smoked dope
ain't teachin' any classes in how to cope
i find a place to rest my head
i'd rather be alone now that i'm dead