Heaven Is A Halfpipe - O.P.M.

If i die before i wake
           at least in heaven i can skate
           cuz right now on earth i can't do jack
           with out the man up on my back

           now heaven would be a dj spinin dub all night long
           and heaven and would just kickin back with Jesus packing my bong
           and if you don't believe in Jesus then or Muhammad or budha too
           and while the world is warring we just sit back and laugh at you

           singing If i die before i wake
           at least in heaven i can skate
           cuz right now on earth i can't do jack
           with out the man up on my back

           now when most think of heaven they see those pearly gates
           but i looked a little closer and there's a sign that says do not skate
           so if you wanna come to my heaven we all gonna have a ball
           cuz every one you know is welcome and we got no gates or walls

           singing If i die before i wake
           at least in heaven i can skate
           cuz right now on earth i can't do shit
           with out the man fuckin with it

           and then i got to the gate
           pulled a list that i'd been callin fate
           i'm sorry friend you can't come in
           you got a list here that doesn't end
           your mad cuz i smoke dope
           you teachin any classes in how to cope
           i'll find a place to rest my head
           i'd rather be alone now that i'm dead
           like christian hossoi way back in 87
           we'll be bustin christ air's until we get to heaven
           think i really care that i missed biology
           got my education in stale fishology
           with all your rules you got to chill
           I'm gonna twist out like mike mcgill
           gonna twist out cause i got the skills
           like schooly-d i smoke the kill
           bust out old school airs front side air
           method air judo air
           i don't care no i don't care i don't care i don't care