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[00:02.64]Hello... Allow me to introduce myself
[00:06.66]My name is, Shady; it's so nice to meet you
[00:12.07]It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long
[00:16.80]My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you
[00:21.88]You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out?
[00:24.62]Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth
[00:27.22]I lose a pill, and I'm recklessly wreckin' the house
[00:29.58]That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now
[00:32.18]There's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse
[00:34.50]Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
[00:37.20]Nope, guess I'll re-route
[00:38.56]Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
[00:39.93]Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth
[00:42.66]Down the hatch, and the feelin' you can't match it
[00:45.02]I rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn ratchet
[00:47.55]Att-ack-tack-tacking a whore with the damn hatchet
[00:49.75]A napsack pack with like 40-some Xanaxes
[00:52.48]Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances
[00:54.77]I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniel's
[00:57.16]Forumula 44D and 40's with bad capsules
[00:59.87]The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha
[01:02.16]Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello
[01:06.72]And are you menstruating baby, my lil' friend's waiting to say hello
[01:11.91]The way your titties are wiggling and your booties shakin' like Jello
[01:17.05]Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello
[01:22.54]My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium
[01:24.88]I don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimme 'em
[01:27.35]It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum
[01:30.19]No reason in particular, it was strictly fun
[01:32.42]A 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151
[01:35.48]51 people asleep in my damn living room
[01:37.63]Excuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivian?
[01:40.18]I woke up next to ya naked and err, did we um
[01:42.75]Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy, hun?
[01:45.03]I'm looking for the torn wrapper, but there don't seem to be one
[01:47.67]No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm
[01:49.97]But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from
[01:52.65]I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run
[01:54.96]Like Speedy Gonzales, see if I see anyone
[01:57.36]Who might have a couple of 3's I'm fiending for some
[01:59.95]My head is pounding to the beat of the drum
[02:01.96]Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello
[02:06.82]And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
[02:12.29]Some are opal and some are pink,
[02:14.43]Some are blue and some are just yellow
[02:17.15]Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello
[02:22.15]Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
[02:24.68]It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for good
[02:27.43](Word, word, word, word, word, word, word)
[02:30.02]I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery
[02:32.34]To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased
[02:35.20]He's no longer getting them free, 100 bucks for these Percodans
[02:37.88]Plus it's getting to be where he'll lustfully search the den
[02:40.47]Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him
[02:42.63]Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up, muscle relaxers
[02:45.43]For his back, and a couple of Paxils, now he's doubling backwards
[02:48.42]And he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his back bone
[02:51.11]Heard something go crack, Now he's up in the bathroom
[02:53.89]Like he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soon
[02:56.31]Because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops
[02:58.73]While I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it I'm back
[03:02.57]Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello
[03:07.05]And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
[03:11.92]Some are opal and some are pink,
[03:14.22]Some are blue and some are just yellow
[03:17.58]Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello
[03:22.79]Hello... Allow me to introduce myself
[03:27.20]My name is, Shady; it's so nice to meet you
[03:32.33]It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long
[03:36.86]My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you
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